Of the Chris Fellowses in the world, the one with the largest web footprint is possibly the South African wildlife photographer known for his action shots of great white sharks. So if you google me you are likely to get results like this:

("So, Mrs Jones,
number four is the man you say pulled your husband from his surfboard and bit his leg off above the knee?"
"*sniff* Yes, Officer... I'd know that face anywhere... *sniff*")